Rachael Ray Transcript

("Sara Ramirez"; Rachael prepares spinach artichoke hummus and wild catchatori.)

We were actually just in the O.R the other day.
The truth is you can screw up a thing.

Look, I'm a faithful wife.
I'm holding on to her and my key lime pie.
Sorry, we should probably let you guys in on it.
We have now officially been bonded.

I have to get a momentum.
It's just us. Nobody's watching.
Nobody's listening.

Who came out on top?
Me.
I'm not much of a fighter.
Anymore.
We'll talk it out.

Regis and Kelly Transcript

(Vince Vaughn; John Stamos)

I felt like the woman from The Sound of Music.
I was so drained from helping those kids.
If you drown,
you drown.
I can't help anymore.

I could be ill.
A world traveler.
Free as the breeze.

It's so unfortunate for everyone.
There are so many other people that get effected.
I pray to God that it ends soon.
And everyone gets what they want.

I don't want to get in the politics of it.

Tell me about your character:
They calmed me down a little bit this year.
I started dating the chaplain.
We'll pray for you.

I can't say.